Holiday Greetings- Not your average Christmas story....

[Ken_Ahrweiler@xxxxxxxxx (Kenneth Ahrweiler)]

Guys /Gals,
This message has no BMW content and I know that we're not to send jokes
etc. HOWEVER I just received this from a dear friend and thought I'd
pass it on to the list as it does have motorcycle content.  

My personal Holiday Greetings to all. ENJOY!

 Ken Ahrweiler
 New Hyde Park
 New York
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This is so funny ... a bit naughty, though.   If you offend easily, hit the
delete.  If you're game for something 'different' , read on.   Now, let me
guess which YOU'LL do.    hahaha    (thanks, Kay for another good 'un!)
Sandi
    Christmas Story


    'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
    He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
    I have a good mind to scrap the whole works !






    I've busted my a** for darn near a year.
    Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
    The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
    The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight

    Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
    Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
    And just when I thought that things would get better
    Those jerks from the IRS sent me a letter,
    They say I owe taxes--if that ain't real funny
    Who the heck ever sent Santa Claus money?

    And the kids these days--they all are the pits
    They want the impossible--Those mean little sh*ts
    I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
    Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
    I made a ton of you yo yo's--No request for them! ,
    They want computers and robots..they think--I'm IBM !

    Flying throught the air...dodging the trees
    Falling down chimney's and skinning my knees
    I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
    I"ll sit on my fat butt and draw unemployment.

    There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason,

    I found me a blonde.
    I'm going SOUTH for the season!

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